I posted yesterday about Thomas whacking President Draper with an oar from Primary. My dad talked with Pres. D. and found out that it wasn't actually him that got "whacked". He wasn't in our church building on Sunday.
So, out there somewhere is an unknown victim who may or may not look a lot like President Draper and/or President Uchtdorf. I hope the real victim has as good a sense of humor as President Draper does. Oy!