Clearly, We Love Each Other

Conversation with Thomas in the car a few weeks back:

Thomas (coveting the truck in the lane next to us): We should sell this minivan and get a truck.

Me: Our family won't fit in a truck. That is why we drive the minivan.

Thomas: Then we should get rid of some of the people in our family.

Me: Oh really? Who should we get rid of?

Thomas: Neal and Amberly.

Me: Why should we get rid of them?

Thomas: Because I'm pretty sure they want to get rid of me.

Then . . . last week:

Thomas: I have an idiot. His name is Neal.

And yesterday:

Overheard comment by Lilly to Thomas seconds after Utah Dad scolded her: "Man, I hate that guy."